Top 10 Fashion Trends We Secretly Want Back
By James Steele | Long Live The 1980s
Let’s be honest—when it comes to 1980s fashion, most people either burst into nostalgic joy or cringe with the force of a thousand synthesizers. But whether you were popping your collar or teasing your hair to dizzying heights, there’s no denying that the ‘80s owned bold fashion like no other decade. Some trends were questionable. Others? Iconic. And a few—we secretly (or not-so-secretly) wish would make a comeback. This is from both a men's and women's perspective and I must admit that I on a rare occasion wear #10 on the list. Please don't judge me too harshly.
So put on your favorite cassette tape, grab a can of Aqua Net, and join us as we count down 10 fashion trends from the 1980s that we secretly want back. You might be surprised how many still make your inner fashionista do the Moonwalk.
1. Neon Everything
Back in the ‘80s, it wasn’t just about being seen—it was about being seen from space. Neon green, hot pink, electric blue—if it glowed under a blacklight, we wore it.
Why we miss it: In today’s neutral-obsessed world, we could use a little more "look-at-me" color. Admit it: life feels more fun in neon leg warmers.
2. Shoulder Pads That Could Double as Armor
From power suits to casual blouses, shoulder pads were the unspoken way to say, I’m here to make deals… and block a linebacker.
Why we miss it: They gave us structure. They gave us presence. They made every entrance feel like a slow-motion soap opera moment. Who doesn’t want to feel like Joan Collins on a Tuesday?
3. Acid-Washed Jeans
The denim equivalent of a rock ballad. No pair of jeans screamed “I listen to Def Leppard” quite like these bleach-blasted beauties.
Why we miss it: Ripped, baggy, high-waisted, and always a little rebellious. They were perfectly imperfect—and let’s be real, so are we.
4. Fingerless Gloves
Madonna wore them. So did Billy Idol. They weren’t quite practical, but they oozed cool.
Why we miss it: Perfect for people who want to be warm but not too warm. Plus, you can still text. It’s fashion that aged well—just like fine wine and Michael J. Fox.
5. The Tracksuit (Bonus Points for Matching Headband)
Whether you were chasing fitness goals or simply the ice cream truck, tracksuits were the go-to uniform of 1980s comfort.
Why we miss it: Velour, nylon, or terrycloth—each one made a statement. And honestly, who doesn’t want to go to the grocery store looking like a backup dancer in a Run-D.M.C. video?
6. Big Hair, Don’t Care
If your bangs didn’t defy gravity, were you even trying? It wasn’t just hair—it was a lifestyle.
Why we miss it: Big hair was dramatic, expressive, and fabulous. Bring back the volume! Flat hair is tired. Tired, I say!
7. Members Only Jackets
You weren’t really “in” unless you had a Members Only jacket. Lightweight, with epaulets and a mysterious air of exclusivity.
Why we miss it: They go with everything, make you look like you know something others don’t, and sound like they come with a secret handshake. What’s not to love?
8. Leg Warmers
A fashion staple thanks to Flashdance and Fame. Originally meant for dancers, they quickly became essential for mall-goers and roller rink royalty.
Why we miss it: They’re cozy, colorful, and you can wear them over jeans, tights, or on bare legs. Plus, nothing says “I’m ready for spontaneous choreography” like leg warmers.
9. Swatch Watches (Bonus for Stacking Multiple)
One watch? Cute. Five watches up your arm in every color of the rainbow? Legendary.
Why we miss it: Swatches weren’t just timepieces—they were personality pieces. The more you wore, the more fashion-forward you were. Time may fly, but style is timeless.
10. The Fanny Pack
Once ridiculed, now quietly reclaiming its throne. In the '80s, the fanny pack was the pinnacle of hands-free convenience.
Why we miss it: We’re just going to say it—fanny packs are useful, especially when you’ve got snacks to carry. And now they’re “belt bags,” which is the same thing but with better PR.
Honorable Mentions:
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Jelly shoes (if you’re okay with blisters)
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Slap bracelets (they hurt, but we didn’t care)
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Hypercolor shirts (magic + fashion = yes, please)
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Oversized graphic tees (preferably featuring a tiger or “Miami Vice”)
Final Thoughts: Fashion Never Forgets
Trends may fade, but style is eternal. And let’s face it—some of these ‘80s gems weren’t just fashion statements; they were cultural declarations. Today’s minimalist vibes and normcore looks could stand to loosen up a little. Bring back some flash! Bring back some flair! Bring back… the fanny pack!
Did we miss one of your favorite ‘80s looks? Maybe you had a thing for parachute pants or a hairspray collection that doubled as a fire hazard. Drop a comment below and tell us what fashion trend you’d love to see make a comeback!
Let’s bring the ‘80s back—one neon scrunchie at a time.
Stay radical,
James Steele
Long Live The 1980s
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